So….after I left New Mexico in February my husband decided to stop eating meat and dairy (but still eat fish). That’s fine and dandy but I wasn’t interested in adopting that lifestyle. I went back to see him for a few days and decided I’ll TRY to eat the things that he was eating just for the few days I was there. I swear, I lost four pounds in 5 days! WTF??! I don’t have weight like that to be dropping off that fast. I’m 5′1” 104 lbs and I’m really trying to get my “black girl body” (I thought having a baby was really gon hook me up wit some hips and booty and some nice boobs but the only thing it did was suck away the little body I DID have!!! Who you know go from B-cup to a D- CUP to a -A cup!??!!! catastrophe….) anyways, since he’s made it back home I decided that since I make the majority of the meals, I’ll make some compromises to my diet so I’m not making 3 separate meals everyday (meat for me, vegan shit for him, and lil man only wants to eat enchiladas, pizza, and fishsticks!). I decided to give up red meat and pork, but I still eat chicken, fish, and dairy.
one day we were watchin YouTube together and saw a video where they were talking about the dangers of eating a lot of soy products (which we had started eating as meat replacements) and one of the things they said was that it has chemicals in it that interact with female hormones, yadda, yadda, yadda and something about men growin tidies and then the light bulb went off in my head. “If men were growin tidies from eating a lot soy then I should Surely grow some!!!” SO I went shopping and bought ALL KINDA soy shit! I made ground soy tacos one night but omg it was horrible. when it hit the frying pan it started stankin up my kitchen- I mean, I had to go light some damn incenses to counter the smell. then I decided to use the packaged taco seasoning in hopes that it would make the soy taste like regular ground beef tacos. once I added the water and seasoning to the soy it went from ground beef looking to resembling some got damn Fancy Feast (cat food)! I’m gagging at this point….how can I eat this nasty lookin shit? I tried to camouflage it with hella cheese, tomatoes and lettuce but it was still horrible. I wonder sometimes how long I’ll last on this diet. I fantasize about somebody slapping me wit a steak just so I can be blessed with the aroma and texture of that heaven sent animal. Fuck peta! If you read Genesis 3: 4-6 it says “on the sixth day God said let there be an animal that man can fry, bake, broil, and grill. one that will happily and willingly nourish man (why you think cows cain’t run fast??? They meant to be caught and eaten!). let there be cows, and it was so”. And on the seventh day He rested…and had leftovers.
